bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

rlmjob:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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chekhov:

Has anyone ever asked J.K. Rowling if Dumbledore was a top

polople:

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild