broccloi:

are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down

zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down

harinef:

on the dick like

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amoying:

Lana looks so different

amoying:

Lana looks so different

awwww-cute:

Hey guys, does anyone know the address?

awwww-cute:

Hey guys, does anyone know the address?

surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas