alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

gingahhh:

when he finally shows you his dick

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gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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higgzorz:

professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction