oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

Jen, I have every single coupon that Bath and Body Works has.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]
infamousgod:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

how do you even pronounce 21th

infamousgod:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

how do you even pronounce 21th

keetongu:

this is what i turned in for history homework today

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

ruinedchildhood:

ruinedchildhood:

When I join a new fandom

ruinedchildhood:

ruinedchildhood:

When I join a new fandom

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year